Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Laurendorcus 0

You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

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iloveloosy12 0

your bf fails! happy sexlife!! slap him in the face next time but kiss him after ha

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DR_REXX 0

#8 not true if u can hit the right spot in the ****** "damn i hate that word" then u can practically make any girl have a ****** its about the speed and the spot. go for the g-spot. takes a whike to find :) lol sad a 16 yr old knows this

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KurouTenshi 0

this sound like what would happen if snickerdoodles ever got laid...

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caosdth 2

i think thats hot grammar doesnt matter when you are ******* your bf/gf, and it REALLY doesnt matter when you are cumming. so fyl for having a grammar nazi in the bedroom, but ylia for having your first ******

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NewJoisey 0

why wasn't this made by snickerdoodles? oh thats right, she can't get laid.

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gurlucrazy 0

this is not at all an FML!! you got an ****** the first time you had sex! very few girls can say that

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fuzz97 23

that's the worst of the Grammar Nazis, right there.

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picturescrazy 24

Haha, wow, that was fantastic xD I too, am a grammar Nazi.

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