Love and Weddings: Love is all around

Love is all around

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 11:33 - Romania

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML

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By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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First!

By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Stupendous_ - 03/12/2012 07:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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Threatening

By I hate my family - 11/02/2023 10:00

Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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Main attraction

By kcountry92 - 01/10/2021 22:01 - United States - Archie

Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML

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All the Pringle ladies

By looks over personality I guess - 05/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

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Fire_lights 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:11

Well I think your mother is the one who is the self-absorbed bitch for making that comment, and you should have told her so.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:12

Well, are you?

Comments

jonnymohio 2

Monday 24 August 2009 20:40

Moms know best.

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:41

what is the point of a double wedding? do you save money or something?

Qup 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:42

your mom is a raging bitch for making such an unsupportive comment. moms are supposed to be loyal. if she had to say something, she should have waited until a better time. maybe you are a bitch, too, but that may be just what your husband needs. I hope that if one of you has to divorce, it's your sis. sorry, but honesty is not always the best policy.

Chantallika 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:48

Your mother is a vile ******* ****. Sever all ties with her. There's nothing else to say. Make it clear you'll never see her again, she'll never see her grandchildren, and you won't be there when her insides rot out and get eaten by maggots. Tell her you're ashamed that your children will share a quarter of their alleles with her. Put the screws to the bitch, and do it in no uncertain terms. A parent, especially a mother, has a legacy with her children. She's failed that legacy and is a genetic and evolutionary mistake because of it; deny her that legacy and make her suffer. There's no nice or respectful way to say it. A parent is supposed to be willing to jump in front of a truck for their children without hesitation. She fails.

wingedspiritus 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:25

Um. Wow. o_o Talk about being extreme. Just remember you're dealing with humans here. Oh, and don't forget you're one as well.

plexico 3

Monday 24 August 2009 20:50

Self-absorbed? You did write to **** MY Life -- why does it always have to be about you? If your mom was wrong, you'd have written to FuckOurLives.com. To get revenge on the bitch, **** your sister's husband and send the tape to your mom.

iGreen_Day 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:52

I got up to 'double wedding' and I was already thinking FYL. So, FYL x2. For everyone saying at least she was honest: remember: it was her ******* wedding night. The one night where everyone has to kiss your ass and say how Mariah Carey has got nothing on them. Seriously, this sucks.

JanisEvans 10

Monday 24 August 2009 21:13

Mariah Carey has nothing on anyone! Most useless waste of oxygen on the planet... :D

cucumberfabulous 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:37

Paris Hilton is more of a useless waste of oxygen

iGreen_Day 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:53

Why actually that is the whole entire point of having a double wedding. EDIT: Oh crumbs that was meant to be a reply to some guy that asked if the point of double weddings was to save money.