Love is…

By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
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CDS09 0

Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.

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aback 4

So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".

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noshitsherlock 0

ugh, too many fmls about loser "boyfriends" - I thought FML has a point to show some variety. These get so boring. anyway, you deserve it for being with someone like this. I'm sure there were ALREADY signs he's an idiot/loser

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Maddoctor 10

lol you sound like my boyfriend. He's always mocking FML, saying all people ever post on here is how much of an asshole/bitch their bf/gf is.

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CL41RE 0

Ikr they are all about boyfriends girlfrends, sex. See this was my other comment: Anyone else notice, in the submit your fml it says they try to get fresh stories, with tons of topics, but all the fmls posted these days are: Today, my boyfriend, or Today, my girlfriend, or today, I was having sex with...? Something along those lines.

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lyra_fml 0

YDI for putting the comma after the quotation marks

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Nonamerequired 0

LOL it's not like he knew that beforehand though :P

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djzkibipony 0

lol. that's one fml that actually made me laugh. sucks for you op

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littlejacks4 0

STOP USING THE WORD PROCEEDED. ITS SO UNNECESSARY.

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CL41RE 0

Stop using caps. It's unnecessary. So is your comment.

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panda87 0

YDI cause you decided to date the douche bag who cheats and has more then one girlfriend

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Smiley011 0

how could she have known that in the beginning?

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givememeat 0

was he planning on seeing the other girl after... and it couldnt be that he reused the poem because he made another for her. It sucks because boys are always so cute right before they screw up.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

And girls are always so cute until they open their filthy **** holsters.

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givememeat 0

why so mean? The bf is a dick, even if it was a jk it would have ruined the poem which is suppose to be romantic

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oogyboogy 6

you deserve it for using the word proceeded

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plexico 3

Personalized limericks are not love poems! For example, There once was a girl named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her ****** In North Carolina And bits of her **** west of Dallas. Is NOT a love poem! Get literate, people!

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CL41RE 0

Haha did you write that?

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plexico 3

Thank you, but I did not create that limerick, I remembered it.

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plexico 3

CL41RE, I can hear the disappointment in your voice, so I will try an original dirty limerick with the OP's name. There once was a woman named Jemma Who put me in quite a dilemma Should I shoot off my cum In her **** or her bum Or cover her face with my crema? How's that? I wonder if the OP is going to fall in love with me ;)

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CyclonePsycho 1

You never cease to amaze me, Plexico. '_'

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mobius8 0

I just pulled my head out of my own ass for long enough to read a couple of comments not directed at me by love-struck teens, and that, I must say Plexico, was quite brilliant.

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