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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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National bard

By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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You deserved it 4 664

It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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You deserved it 5 369

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 377

Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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You deserved it 474

By storyofmylife - 23/08/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML

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You deserved it 7 993

By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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You deserved it 2 728

A writer writes

By Anonymous - 12/06/2020 05:05

Today, my boyfriend came across an old poem I wrote. I like to write horror stuff, but he was disturbed, called it “silly” and “sad”, and said he didn’t want to have a girlfriend who thinks about stuff like that. I'm now discouraged from becoming a writer. FML

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You deserved it 221

Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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You deserved it 132

CDS09 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:09

Why the hell would you even try to give a girl a second poem afte you already messed up like that? FAIL on his part, FYL.

aback 4

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:38

So start to blow him, then stop midway saying, "Shit--wrong dick".

Comments

manlyman22 1

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:08

u no i would never do that. that is really wrong only problem is i have no girlfriend to write for

I_ate_google 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:29

Yo, join the club. (cept reversed, cuz I'm a girl) but good for u :)

ohnoyouDINT 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:33

YDI for not recognizing his genius.

briggsterx24 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:11

wow that's tough. i know i would have been pretty pissed if that was me

TheOtherNewest1 6

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:16

#61...I love you.

esklstar 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:53

who actually says that outloud??

blabbermouth26 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:58

lol at the name ohnoyoudidit or whatever but hey men and women both suck, we cheat and women use men a lot. It depends on the person in terns if character.