Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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mxpklx 12

you have a disease and their not telling you.

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

I wonder why...

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MrSexyPants 14

Well if you're going to die of resentment, at least you'll have somewhere to go. Buy a coffin and put wheels on it...

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haileemarie7 6

わあああ？？！！

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smump 0

Is it atleadt a NICE plot?

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bigbadtim 7

Maybe there is a plot against you. This is a grave situation. You should be careful.

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TheFamilyGuy 0

maybe they're buying it for you before they buy u this awesome sports car that u may kill yourself in :D... they're being pre cautious :)

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smasher33 0

oh, get over it. yeah it sucks but plots are expensive as hell. it's less to worry about. you don't realize it because you're just a kid, but by the time you get to the point when everyone you know is buying them, you'll look back and thank them for this!!!

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