Crime, Weird, Creepy and Kids: Mad lad

Mad lad

By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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Little shit

By emmalou - 29/08/2022 06:00

Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML

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Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

Psycho

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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****** around, found out

By I blame Youtube - 05/01/2023 00:00

Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 696

Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 824

dancer824 18

Monday 27 October 2014 0:33

Your son sounds great

may14th 26

Monday 27 October 2014 0:34

counseling works wonders.

Comments

Sanchez1409 6

Monday 27 October 2014 18:23

LMFAO! XD

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 27 October 2014 19:26

Wow, you think breaking and entering, and hurting someone is hilarous? What if OP's son actuallu did succeed? would you still think it was funny?

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 27 October 2014 19:29

*actually*

VampOfSavannah 31

Monday 27 October 2014 19:12

Sounds like a sociopath.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 27 October 2014 20:45

Your son is a misogynistic criminal who doesn't take responsibility for his actions. FYL indeed, OP.

travislemoine 7

Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:59

You and him got some ****** up issues

vanaathiel 13

Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:11

That sucks...but I can kind of see where he may have gotten his issues if he has a parent willing to call him a "paranoid, untrusting psycho" on the internet.

NotANative 8

Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:10

Your son sounds like me

skittyskatbrat 19

Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:48

You know, at this point...it might be time to turn your son into the police. That's crossing a MAJOR boundary there. If it was YOUR daughter and that psycho was trying to break into HER house, what would you do? You need to get your son some treatment and it may take a few weeks behind bars for him to figure out the world does not revolve around his wishes. It's tough love now, or you'll be visiting him in jail for something worse for several years in the future. Choose wisely.