Made his mark

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML
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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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zykrithium 22

Maybe you should put a "Bounty" on his head.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Bounty is a brand of paper towels; not toilet paper, so... about that!

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Dgarcia2014 13

Well clearly he doesn't use anything!

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Exaspera 54

I hope the skid marks led to a place far away.

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SweetSociopathy 24

Maybe you just rode the shit out of him.

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EPIKxPANDA 13

Well technically he did wipe.. He just used your sheets instead.

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tormcn 26

Maybe he prefers cotton over cottonelle?

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91hayek 31

One always gives a lot more credit to a guy when she is infatuated with him;. There are so many fmls about "man of my dreams" or "hottest guy" or "cute guy" or "guy I've had a crush on forever" who end up disappointing the girl terribly. So many pedal stools.

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InnocenceBlue 37

You mean "pedestals", not pedal stools ?

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MrsPegg 45

He's a man on the streets but a streak on the sheets.

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leogachi 15

Holy shit. That joke is genius.

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moo77_fml 20

Very funny!! Lol

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FitFriday 32

Just keep telling yourself it really was just a dream

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