Ironic and Money: Make it stop

Make it stop

By SnuggieOverload - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 308

You deserved it 3 793

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By mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 844

You deserved it 11 626

People of Walmart

By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 516

You deserved it 3 384

The long game

By Lost - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, so I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 147

You deserved it 2 712

Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 678

You deserved it 7 462

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 23:19 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 219

You deserved it 7 813

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 634

You deserved it 3 773

High security

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 22/01/2024 23:40 - Canada - Stittsville

Today, it's been two weeks since someone walked into a bank in another province and showing only an RV receipt had 40k wired from my account. I notified them immediately, and was told to call back later. Then I was told it wasn't fraud, it was done in person. I will get the money back but unfortunately that's only the start… FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 172

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 599

You deserved it 21 579

The argument for fake IDs

By bryans_fresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 198

You deserved it 4 878

Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 700

You deserved it 2 183

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:16

They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:17

Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!

Comments

Reese899 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:09

I fail to see how this is an fml. First, of all #38 makes a good point since when does buying something with a debit card get it automatically shipped to the billing address on the card? Second, you could easily report it to your bank or whatever and get your money back, cancel the card, and hopefully keep the snuggies? lol Third, Snuggies own ;DD But, it is kinda funny.

FlyingTurtles 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:09

SNUGGIES! XD

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:24

sorry right, but can i just say... what the actual **** is a snuggie?

LemonFairy 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:23

A blanket with sleeves!!

shirvon100 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:10

well it is the perfect gift

Kligmaniac 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:14

You belong on MLIA.

xd0rkiee 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:15

They probably did that on purpose .. Who would order over 16 Snuggies?

ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:15

why the **** is everyone trying to prove this fml fake? so what, fake or not fake, it was funny. most of the fmls here are fake - and I bet a lot of you had submitted some fake fmls yourself hoping it would get posted on here. (oh gosh i said "fake" and "fml" wayy to much.) this was actually one of the best FMLs i've heard in a while. I actually just watched the parody of snuggy. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y I actually have one myself. haha (: my friend gave it to me as a present. they're not as stupid as they seem. now, i can actually grab my phone and stay warm - at the same time! hmm. i wrote too much (: i have no life. bye!

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:28

You do realize that a snuggie is just a glorified bathrobe right? As in, I've been able to talk on the phone and be nice and toasty for YEARS before snuggies were even invented. Anyways OP: yes that sucks. Call the bank if you haven't already. Better yet. Go to the bank. I know at my bank they don't HAVE operators who pick up the phone. Its just a gigantic cycle of recording and at the end they say "if we have not solved your problem, please visit the bank in person"

omnomming 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:17

Lmao, that's awesome. I've actually had my debit card hacked into before through paypal, and maxed out that way. I think that's what happened here, because there is an address connected to that. That, or it was a prank. Either way, I wish I had 16 snuggies ):

Jettasaurus 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:27

I totally just go a snuggie in the mail today from my dad. Its pretty much a WTF blanket if you ask me. Its pretty much the best thing ever. Just embrace to snuggie.

sunshine189 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:29

hahahaaa thats funny, i just bought a snuggie theyre so comfy and warm :)

god_damn_me 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:46

i think whoever stole your debit card probably knows you and hates you, and their intention probably was to deliberately send unwanted things to your place to irritate you so that you'd have to go through all the work of fixing things with the snuggies and your debit and whatnot. that's just my impression.