Love and Intimacy: Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years... - FML

By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

Spicy

Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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By NeedToGetLaid - 01/03/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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Don't you want me, baby?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 00:01

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Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

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By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 9 November 2018 18:02

She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:25

If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.

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Sarah Marie_1459472994 5

Monday 18 February 2019 5:09

Divorce is a thing you know

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:12

Time to leave she trapped you

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, my nosey louse of a coworker went to HR and told them I was snorting drugs at my desk. I was using nasal saline, as the dry winter weather wreaks havoc on my sinuses. The fact that they even brought me in pisses me off beyond words. FML

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Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

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Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML

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