Masterchef

By Embarassed - 19/03/2014 22:24 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boss told me that there is no point in making me cut onions anymore because every time I do, I look like I've "been beaten", and can't be seen by the customers for at least half an hour. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Check with your doctor, OP. You might be having an allergic reaction.

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energizerbunny23 18

Chewing gum always works for me, but is it bad that you don't have to cut onions anymore?

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frozenaddict 11

Hey look on the bright side, no more cutting onions!

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MissMarjori3 10

Just dab a little lemon juice underneath your eyes. It should help... unless you have sensitive skin like me, then a cheap pair of swimming goggles should do the trick. :)

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KiaKarma 11

Or OP could listen to the boss and not cut the onions.

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DocBastard 38

Know what really get's me irritated? When people use apostrophe's inappropriately, especially to denote plural's. Drive's me ******* nut's. It should be "customers", OP.

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Omniprism 14

Don't be embarrassed. I have the same reaction to them. I don't even like them. Well at least you got out of something unpleasant. Maybe though there are some tricks if you want to try them like putting bread in your mouth when you are cutting them. Good luck.

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ViviMage 38

Chew gum? I hear that helps. Cut the onion tips off. Then in half. Put the cut edges onto the plate ASAP!

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LisaDay 14

when i was a manager at Quizno's Subs, we had a pair of goggles for people to wear when slicing onions. but try putting a cup of water nearby. the acid is attracted to the water in your eyes and placing water will nearby will attract most of it.

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lexiieeex3 32

How did this get through moderation? *customers

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BigMac92 11

I see this as a victory for you, OP. Cutting onions suck ass and should be passed on to the new hires.

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