Meat is murder

By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
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Spider_fml 9

Awwwwww, that's so sad!!! Like they served you the family dog... So, did you tell them, or did you try to 'man up'?

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Eponine_fml 0

That sucks bad! I would have burst out crying right in front of their eyes... I can't believe people are clicking YDI =/

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lillyass 0

HAHAHAHA. get out of the sticks. Ya hick.

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brokeassbitches 0

LOL u definitely deserved that one for being vegetarian. serves u right

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MPavz 0

that's so sad! i'm really sorry :[

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You_cry_I_laugh 0

To #143: Vegetarian =/= Hippie, douchebag. Also, I hope that someone comes over to your house and makes you a nice burger out of your pet dog/cat/whatever sometime soon. If you don't have any, I can see why; If I were an animal, I don't think I'd stand being owned by an ass like you either.

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honeydew1000 0

who kills their own dinner when they go over to eat? obviously they thought they were supposed to cook >.>

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InMemRyofUs 0

Dude #5 is a prick lol So is # 143 I am not a vegetarian but thats rude to say! Did they at least offer to replace your chickens or show any concern? Did you tell them? Dude...thats sad...

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ammali 0

#13, ROFL, chicken's period? I will never look at an egg the same way again!! haha!

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AnaDoll 0

First off, I don't really believe this one, maybe the fiance's parents brought it up and it gave this person an idea for an FML. And I know as a vegetarian, when someone offers to make you dinner you tell them that you are veggie, it's basically the first thing out of your mouth. Second of all, anyone who says that for every animal a vegetarian doesn't eat they'll eat three, AHAH. Sorry, you're going to be hugely fat, if you plan on actually doing that. Have fun rolling out the door, and also, that's a huge waste of environmental resources, get some eyeballs and realize you're being a bigoted idiot.. And if anyone has pets and thinks this is funny, well, I'd say serve them up and see how you feel, but no animal should suffer due to the stupidity of humans.

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roachspray 0

Too many holes in this one. If this wasn't made up, you deserved it because: 1. in spite of being vegetarian and knowing someone was cooking dinner for you, you made no effort to tell them you were vegetarian. I was vegetarian for a decade, so I know how this works and so should you. 2. You apparently left for several hours to allow them to cook dinner, which doesn't make sense. Did you think they were making tofu from soybeans? 3. I'm just back on my #1... How did you talk about them farming and growing chickens and not somehow communicate that these were egg-laying chickens. Other farmers would know that these hens were worth far more eggs than their meat would replace. Thanks for playing, please try again.

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