Awkward, Neighbours and Intimacy: Meet the twins

Meet the twins

By eringoBRA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

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xXxSophiexXx 8

Friday 6 May 2011 19:02

how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

Friday 6 May 2011 18:59

very nice!

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sheethapins 13

Friday 6 May 2011 19:41

Your neighbors are probably going to turn your sprinklers on again tomorrow morning. Let's join their bet, will she be topless again or bottomless?

usor_name 11

Friday 6 May 2011 20:34

Haha, exactly what I would do =p

lauraaagc 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:42

Hahahah this is hilarious!

Ikushka 3

Friday 6 May 2011 19:43

i guess its okay if you are hot

meshelly 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:53

it's a tit nipply and it ain't getting much hooter ;) lol

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Friday 6 May 2011 19:55

didn't u feel a nice breeze where there shouldn't be one

sarebear93 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:57

I would do it, with confidence ;) jk

mythreekids 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:34

sweet

zack11742 7

Friday 6 May 2011 20:01

that's awesome lmao

BurnedByLove 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:03

my neighbors just moved out if you're looking for a nicer place...

BWill9014 4

Friday 6 May 2011 20:06

I lol'd

KagamineLen_fml 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:08

I do that all the time :D feel nice :3

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Today, my dad's last words before he fell into a coma, and later died, were about how he wanted to stick his face in the ass of his 20-something nurse and motorboat her cheeks. I had to lie to my mother and say that his last words were that he wanted to see her again before the end. Thanks dad, NOT. FML

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Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

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Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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Today, my father, who I haven't spoken to in over 12 years, contacted me. He just wanted to let me know that I should get tested for a rare neurological disease. The only thing the man has given to me since my conception is potentially a death certificate. FML

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Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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