Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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I say you deserved it. You're Mormon, you should be used to crazy people. #79: it's "atheist" lolol.

Your mom KNOWS Satan's not real, right? She can't honestly believe there's a horned beast somewhere in the earth's crust, whose sole remaining ambition is torturing people who were evil on earth, right? She can't possibly be that stupid and still procreate, right? This world is so sad. P.S., Satan is nowhere near the best fictional villain ever. For that, I'm going with Anton Chigurh. You KNOW that the majority of religions don't believe Satan is like that, and those comments in the Bible are symbolic? This is including Mormonism.

I love how it was automaticly assumed that they were Mormon ha. Oh my gosh your mom is a hoot. was she serious? Haha Two years will go by fast, have patience. Also, what's with all the religious bashing and such? Who cares if you think God is a big joke? Keep rude opinions to yourself please. And use proper English. :) Nice fml. Made my night.

#63... I guess that makes atheism a cult then. ;) Clearly you're just trying to start a fight here though. :s And it's probably working. And as far as basic science dictates the entire universe was created when an atom one day decided it was tired of living and exploded itself. They have yet to explain how this makes more sense than the existence of God, let alone where this suicidal atom came from in the first place. You're probably one of those people they put the warning signs like "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw blades with hands or testicals" for. :s As to the OP, I have to agree your mom is a bit psychotic. :s

the guy i was with this past summer just left for two years. yes, he is mormon. :[ im glad that this didnt happen to me.

You guys were sitting IN the trunk??!! Intresting...

I came here to write that your mom was crazy but #1 couldn't have phrased it any better.

Electra_cm 0

Oh man that sound like such a Mormon thing to say! , (I was raised one).

Most atheists don't give a shit about you or what you believe in. Really. This website is a bit of a different case because it offers anonymity and therefore you are going to get some people who like poking the religious people. Personally I just don't get how anyone can rationally consider religion to be the answer to everything when you consider that pretty much every race and creed around the world have come up with their own "religion" and god/gods to suit them and their environments. That's gotta tell you something... like perhaps as humans we are largely afraid of the unknown and therefore try to put some meaning to life. It's too easy to say "if I do this in this life I will be rewarded in the afterlife". The question religious people always like to throw out there "but what if your wrong?". Well right back to ya. What if YOUR wrong? You have just wasted the one life you had following what your religion expects from you. It's also too easy with religion to prey on the weak minded to gather a following. All it takes is one person out to make a name for themselves and have their story and teachings live on after they have died. All they have to do is claim they were sent from God and have enough people believe them. The parents will in turn force.. er I mean teach their children that religion who will then spread it further and further. IMO there have been many of these kinds of people in the past who have done just that. Hubbard, Smith, Jesus, Muhammad, Jim Jones. The list goes on. Just my opinion of course but really any religion is just one person or one groups opinions and rules on life. Yes there is a lot of things out there that we have absolutely no understanding about and are unexplainable.. for now. But just as early man looked up at the planets and thought them to be gods we too like to try think there is someone or something out there looking out for us. Makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside thinking that someone has a plan for us. Because lord knows (yes, I see the irony of using that statement) that we don't have a plan for ourselves. Next time make your own plan. Enjoy YOUR own life. Do the best in life that you can do and don't tell others how to live their lives. But like I said. That's just my opinion. You can tell me to go **** myself for all I care. No sweat off my balls what you do or don't do with your lives. I don't have the answers. But I never claimed to.

SarahBearah1995 11

Because you used the wrong "your/you're" more than once, I cannot possible continue to read what you said.