Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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I just laughed out loud. Your mom sounds like she would be a ton of fun at parties. Move out.

Maybe you should leave the door or window open next time

guacala 0

i'm with 32, i didn't think the first sentence was hard to understand. granted, i assumed that her boyfriend was leaving to serve in the military, but i thought it made sense that he was leaving FOR two years, not that he was her boyfriend OF two years..?

agentasuka 0

oh dear. you poor girl. LOL #8

Just because someone believes differently than you do doesn't make them crazy or insane. Not many christians would do something like that, so stop generalizing.

#63 And you should learn how to spell. You shame the Athiests of the world.

Your mom KNOWS Satan's not real, right? She can't honestly believe there's a horned beast somewhere in the earth's crust, whose sole remaining ambition is torturing people who were evil on earth, right? She can't possibly be that stupid and still procreate, right? This world is so sad. P.S., Satan is nowhere near the best fictional villain ever. For that, I'm going with Anton Chigurh.

#63: ***wenever i see stories liek this it makes me so mad!! stupid religous ppl lol they shud really get rid of them all, they dun even understand basic science lol christians are worst of them all tho*** Whenever I see spelling like this... well... I won't go any further. You should perhaps spend less time burning Bibles and more time reading them --- any book, really. It would really help you with spelling... basic punctuation... Unfortunately there's little to be done to help your bigotry, but we can't all be perfect.

nat66623 0

LOL!! You're mom is a trip.