Love: Memories

Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 027

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 296

You deserved it 2 863

By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 178

You deserved it 4 401

Under pressure

By Jimagua1993 - 05/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 577

You deserved it 130

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 100

You deserved it 4 916

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 412

You deserved it 3 217

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 821

You deserved it 4 632

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 258

You deserved it 43 681

green_199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:05

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

Comments

AwesomeSauce 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:07

I just laughed out loud. Your mom sounds like she would be a ton of fun at parties. Move out.

favabean05 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:15

#8..... I love you.

W33nie 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:55

Maybe you should leave the door or window open next time

guacala 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:03

i'm with 32, i didn't think the first sentence was hard to understand. granted, i assumed that her boyfriend was leaving to serve in the military, but i thought it made sense that he was leaving FOR two years, not that he was her boyfriend OF two years..?

agentasuka 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:20

oh dear. you poor girl. LOL #8

sidekickinit 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:49

Just because someone believes differently than you do doesn't make them crazy or insane. Not many christians would do something like that, so stop generalizing.

musicallylatin 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:53

#63 And you should learn how to spell. You shame the Athiests of the world.

involved6 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:15

Your mom KNOWS Satan's not real, right? She can't honestly believe there's a horned beast somewhere in the earth's crust, whose sole remaining ambition is torturing people who were evil on earth, right? She can't possibly be that stupid and still procreate, right? This world is so sad. P.S., Satan is nowhere near the best fictional villain ever. For that, I'm going with Anton Chigurh.

gordzo 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:28

#63: ***wenever i see stories liek this it makes me so mad!! stupid religous ppl lol they shud really get rid of them all, they dun even understand basic science lol christians are worst of them all tho*** Whenever I see spelling like this... well... I won't go any further. You should perhaps spend less time burning Bibles and more time reading them --- any book, really. It would really help you with spelling... basic punctuation... Unfortunately there's little to be done to help your bigotry, but we can't all be perfect.