Memories

By Fwick - 19/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 494
You deserved it 5 027

Same thing different taste

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green_199 0

Wow, your mom's bat shit insane.

Sounds like you need to move out of your parents house. Bible-bashing parents are not healthy for your mental state long term. Thats the kind of shit that ***** people up into believing that enjoying taking a shit too much is a sin or something equally stupid like that. I'm not saying all god squad parents are bad but the ones that force their religion onto their children from a young age are no better than Scientologists IMO.

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wenever i see stories liek this it makes me so mad!! stupid religous ppl lol they shud really get rid of them all, they dun even understand basic science lol christians are worst of them all tho ~athiestpride!!~

#63, that's not necessarily true. You know what I hate more than religious fanatics? People who make assumptions about all religious people based OFF of religious fanatics. And I'm not even religious. Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the minute I read this post and click "Your life is definitely f*cked" The "You deserved that one" count is at 666? Sorry about your mom Fwick.

skierguy 0
MCart_fml 0

#1. I can't think of a way to say it any better than that.

Haha, the first thing I thought of was Peace Corps but I guess that tells you how my world operates. Anyway, hilarious. Sorry about that, I'm sure he thought it was funny?

inlimbo11 0

crazy bitch. i'm sorry you have a mother like that. kill her. make it look like an accident.

and also a crazy bi*ch is coming out and shes giving u a mental hemorrhage.

ThumbTackBraille 0

Um, I'm religious but I'm not like that, and neither are my parents. And if some people ARE like that then why don't all you athiests try and have a little respect. Honestly, I don't care if you're athiest but stop spreading your pessimistic crap all over and insulting what we believe in. Have a good day.