School and Kids: Method

Method

By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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By Ryan - 18/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2018 15:00

Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML

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By Robert - 01/01/2018 19:00

Today, I finally got medication to deal with my seizures. I've had them since I was 5, but my mother had always believed I was faking it. When I seized during a basketball game, she actually came onto the court and lectured the referee for "humoring" me. FML

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By anon - 18/01/2016 18:53

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

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By Debra - 14/05/2018 13:00 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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Go to school!

By emilee - 19/03/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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writerchic85 25

Tuesday 16 February 2016 18:00

Take that money spent out of any gifts/allowances he was going to get in any future holiday or birthday. Maybe that will teach him not to do something so serious.

BreM16 23

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:59

I'm not even going to lie, that's pretty impressive.

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ChiefKoala 30

Wednesday 17 February 2016 7:11

I don't know what you're going to do, OP, as punishment, but honestly I would whip his ass so hard I'd give him something to HAVE a seizure about.

Insignia12 2

Wednesday 17 February 2016 7:49

As an epileptic, this personally offends me. I don't care what you do OP but make sure your boy is punished. I once had an episode IN CLASS and it went ignored because my classmates thought it was a joke. Epilepsy is not a joke, I say you make him pay for all hospital expenses in the form of birthday presents, Christmas etc. take away his games if he has any and make sure he is doing his work. Hell, I would make him do a report on epilepsy so he knows EXACTLY what he is MOCKING!

Arkham_Callabero 15

Wednesday 17 February 2016 7:53

Let him be an actor so he can pay off those hospital bills

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 17 February 2016 12:33

And he couldn't tell you that BEFORE getting all of those expensive tests? Or I don't know NOT fake a seizure.

cosplaychic 18

Wednesday 17 February 2016 13:38

What a little shit

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 17 February 2016 15:54

And if I were you I'd call the teacher and tell him to give your son extra work to make-up for him being a little shit head.

harlequin360 3

Wednesday 17 February 2016 17:19

Your kid is a ****. I had epilepsy growing up and that was at least a twice a week occurance for me at school.

leaveyourmark98 8

Wednesday 17 February 2016 18:03

that's pretty impressive, but if my kid did that I'd kick his his and make him work it off

zyero 9

Wednesday 17 February 2016 18:54

As someone who had over reactive parents during seizures. Normally your not supposed to take them to the hospital unless 5 minutes have passed if it's your typical granmal seizure. He played you