Intimacy: Minor Threat

Minor Threat

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 20:24 - France - Paris

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML

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You deserved it 13 286

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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You deserved it 17 596

By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

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You deserved it 3 667

Empty threat

By duck'n'cover!! - 10/08/2023 22:00

Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

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You deserved it 146

Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 208

By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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You deserved it 8 866

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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You deserved it 293

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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You deserved it 94

That_Ginger 18

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:36

Damn, your right arm is going to get HUGE.

jasminetslater 13

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:35

I like her. Lol

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:44

She was angry...things will change...

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:47

Quick!!! Roses, chocolates and an I'm sorry teddy bear. Move man... MOVE!!!!!

outoftown 26

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:52

With condoms inside the bear! ;)

outoftown 26

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:50

Look at it as a back-handed compliment: if she doesn't want sex with you, she doesn't want any sex.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 2:12

Bullshit. There are plenty of cheaters dating websites to advertise herself. She's a filthy liar.

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:54

I call bullshit on her threat.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:56

don't push your luck.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:07

Ah, so this is how women win arguments... *takes notes*

JMichael 25

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:15

Look her dead in the eyes and call her a big fat ******* liar.

SuckMeBeautifu1 24

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:37

Don't believe a word of it OP. Bitch is full of it.

fierystage 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:49

Maybe she's just asexual?

arturo_s 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 1:54

Judging from the fact that he made an fml about it, he clearly can't

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Today, a customer got an additional discount, so his total came to $61. He said, "It says they're 3 for $66!” I tried to explain the discount, saying it’s cheaper, but he still insisted on paying $66. I couldn’t modify the price at my end. He left without buying anything. FML

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put in a card as my cousin's wedding gift. I was rushing and not paying attention and ended up putting all of the money in the wedding card. $400 from one person. I guess I'll have no cable or cell phone this month. FML

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Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML

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Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so mad that she scoops the litter box and hides the contents around your room. FML

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