Christmas, Family and Love: Miracles

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 760

You deserved it 1 688

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It's a holly, jolly Christmas

By KittyT - 06/01/2024 18:38 - Australia - Buderim

Today, Christmas got cancelled this Saturday because of my narcissistic sister being upset that the guest list has two of her old friends, who are now my friends. It's my first Christmas with my family or friends in 23 years, and my mum even offered her a separate dinner on the 25th, but nope. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 234

Jesus H Christ

By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 844

You deserved it 4 536

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 651

You deserved it 3 696

Happy New Leg

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 561

You deserved it 4 513

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 010

You deserved it 45 911

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 560

You deserved it 4 261

Party Hard!

By Livewire - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 280

You deserved it 7 815

Inappropriate but funny

By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 854

You deserved it 4 504

Piss off, basically

By lonelyandcold - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 191

You deserved it 1 929

By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 864

You deserved it 3 226

allykaymorris 24

Friday 25 December 2015 1:03

Another monster-in-law... When will they learn that just being nice makes everything better? Merry Christmas OP, I hope things only get better!

CSU_Dynasty 8

Friday 25 December 2015 1:03

Been there. Lives that.

Comments

tatertotx3 16

Friday 25 December 2015 1:43

well tell her no one likes a Scrooge during the holidays anyways.

Tripartita 44

Friday 25 December 2015 1:44

Ha. Ha. That is some sophisticated, mean-spirited humor. It's, like, a whole level above saying something nice and then adding "…NOT!" to the end.

TripleATeam 13

Friday 25 December 2015 2:00

Be nice and proper the entire time, then let her opinion be unpopular! She might even feel guilty afterwards.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Friday 25 December 2015 2:40

Tell her it's not too late for a Christmas miracle. Her heart could still grow three sizes that day.

ko051598 20

Friday 25 December 2015 2:41

You should say " good-looking in thjs house didn't exist tell I came here" she sounds like a bitch

photographer49 22

Friday 25 December 2015 5:57

#16 And if OP said that he'd sound like a douche

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 25 December 2015 6:16

To bad that would also imply that OP is saying his wife isn't good looking. Which definitely wouldn't go over well.

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 25 December 2015 2:43

And that Halloween ended two months ago.

jenjen53 7

Friday 25 December 2015 3:07

Sorry to hear that OP. Sometimes it takes time for the in laws to get it.

KingLewisII 34

Friday 25 December 2015 3:30

bah humbug

wow2mylife 25

Friday 25 December 2015 4:45

my family thinks the opposite that my uncle didn't show up to ours Christmas party if that makes you feel better

VikingLynne 18

Friday 25 December 2015 5:31

The true Christmas miracle, were the fact that her cheek seemingly went un-slapped. Violence is never the solution, but such a comment only surfaces when someone wants their cheeks warmed.