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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Crushed - 17/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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You deserved it 6 125

By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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nickmeier1 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:29

hahahahah I'm sooo sorry but that's hilarious!

SillySydney 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

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8sq 13

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

tell that bastard off!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:10

Why? It may not be his fault she misunderstood the situation.

iloveyou1266 4

Monday 25 July 2011 3:06

I wouldn't so much as tell him off as , say "yeah , that's what I meant ! I was saying I had fun with you all !! duhh silly !"

heylesha 8

Monday 25 July 2011 6:07

dont use that language young man.

heylesha 8

Monday 25 July 2011 6:07

dont use that language young man.

Flutist 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:34

He isn't a bastard if he didn't know they were on a date.

SillySydney 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

Wait. Who brings their sister to a date anyways?

salvorican 24

Monday 25 July 2011 1:48

Well my friend has to bring her sister on 1st dates just because her parents make her. Maybe that's the situation here

HannahForbesxo 13

Monday 25 July 2011 0:36

That should make things awkward at home, I'm sure your flirting didn't go unnoticed by your sister.

payableondeath 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:20

hi..

captinsmith0225 6

Monday 25 July 2011 18:05

you never know if she noticced

ThorneCrossed 9

Monday 25 July 2011 0:38

it's not the guys fault

CharlieS0ul 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:40

well first ignore all the ass holes and second your sister probably knew you like him and did that to piss you off.. just saying..

AyeeArieel 5

Monday 25 July 2011 0:43

Nd thts when u kick him in th dick!

kateheartswaffle 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:57

#24- For what? Being honest?

cleolappost 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:43

1 Your fault for taking your sister and 2 not a date if you took your sister.

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:45

awkward love triangle; you have to love them

JokeMeister 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:49

sounds like u were vaaaague!

broomhildo 19

Monday 25 July 2011 0:54

That just seems awkward to begin with. What's up third wheel?

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