Sex and Intimacy: Moan moan moan

Moan moan moan

By AGluckily - 22/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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By Ugh - 13/09/2015 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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It's all too much

By toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Sudden dip

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 17:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:39

My guess is he said that because you contradicted him. You deserve it. He probably didn't mean it though.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:33

@ #8 and everyone else who makes comments like that; What the hell is up with everyone telling ppl to dump their bf/gf/husband/wife for the smallest things?? Did you know that it is possible to communicate with one another and discuss problems within a relation, maybe have alittle fight, make up again.. Bet you're all single 99% of the time!

Comments

route95 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:57

LOL, pretty clever boyfriend you have. It's kinda funny!

jayfx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:11

haha funny!

Kellayy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:15

Not an FML really I mean you had it coming with that comment :) take a joke my boyfriend does it all the time to me (specially around friends:/)

TheNameless_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:57

Heh, you got owned. To me it sounds like he's at least truthful about it and probably doesn't fake it (like you probably have). (And for those of you who try to tell me that guys can't fake it--they so can if the condom is thick enough.)

Anonymus101 4

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:18

Zing, that's what you get for trying to bust your boyfriend's chops.

meaganwas 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:28

Ahahah. Your boyfriend deserves some good sex for that one.

kellster 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:29

Perhaps you should spend less time contradicting your boyfriend in public (dude, that's undermining and nobody likes that!) and more figuring out what he likes? Just a thought.

mzmaverickd 7

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:14

Thank you 10 and 11

prettylethal 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:19

Joking or not, he put her down in front of their friends either way. That's really uncalled for.

Zoa_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:44

What is with all these FMLs where the boyfriend says something like "Well maybe if you were good in bed..."! Why the hell aren't these guys telling their girlfriends in a more private intimate way where it would be easier to correct the problem, than in public in front of people in a "joking" manner?