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Monster Munch

By Stupid_Chick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

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kevtheloser 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:28

Which of your chins are they hiding the food under?

rachelauren11 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:05

^^^ heyyy! I'm not fat and my family hides food from me too.

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blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 10:51

Would it be okay if I kicked you in the throat? I mean, it's only fair considering your level of annoying immaturity.

Mr_Zachary 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 10:55

Fixed it for you... "Today, [I'm fat.] I found out that my family hides food from me [because I'm fat]. FML You're welcome.

LilAfo 4

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:00

i would help u :/ ^

Mr_Zachary 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:19

Such hostility... Save that for the oil wrestling event, ladies.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:22

WHOAH! I don't know if the thread is ****** or what, but my reply was NOT meant for glowstixx.. It was for the person above her.

Mr_Zachary 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:24

I take it back. You're still invited though ;)

blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:26

Well, now the comment I intended that reply to is gone. Her name was "sammy" something. Sorry glowstixx, that was definitely not at you.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:29

Sorry, Mr_Zachary, no oil wrestling for me lol.

lifesluck 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 13:40

We have to hide food from the kids all the time lol Sorry op, it's kind of funny. And insulting depending on your age :)

looper121 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 13:46

go on a diet tubby tubs-a-lot

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