Monster Munch

By Stupid_Chick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML
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kevtheloser 0

Which of your chins are they hiding the food under?

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rachelauren11 0

^^^ heyyy! I'm not fat and my family hides food from me too.

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blankettt 0

Would it be okay if I kicked you in the throat? I mean, it's only fair considering your level of annoying immaturity.

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Mr_Zachary 0

Fixed it for you... "Today, [I'm fat.] I found out that my family hides food from me [because I'm fat]. FML You're welcome.

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Mr_Zachary 0

Such hostility... Save that for the oil wrestling event, ladies.

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blankettt 0

WHOAH! I don't know if the thread is ****** or what, but my reply was NOT meant for glowstixx.. It was for the person above her.

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Mr_Zachary 0

I take it back. You're still invited though ;)

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blankettt 0

Well, now the comment I intended that reply to is gone. Her name was "sammy" something. Sorry glowstixx, that was definitely not at you.

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blankettt 0

Sorry, Mr_Zachary, no oil wrestling for me lol.

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lifesluck 0

We have to hide food from the kids all the time lol Sorry op, it's kind of funny. And insulting depending on your age :)

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