Morality?

By Grossed Out - 29/12/2011 08:16 - United States

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.

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RedCamaro10 0

Your mom is disgusting.

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perdix 29

Actually, his mom is just behind the times. Tending the pubes is a relatively recent phenomenon. A few centuries ago, most men had full, bushy beards, but now the are rare. Ladies with big, beardy bushes will eventually become just as rare;)

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kphippie 0

She's a lire everyone has at least once

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katt_is_here 24

She's an old Italian currency? That's an odd insult...

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GetHardOrGoHome 7

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Wow, FYL for having a (1) drunk mom who (2) says inappropriate things while drunk and (3) doesn't accept that grooming styles change over time.

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Eiregal2 10

Myself I only wax the edges if I am on the rare occasion going to be in a swimsuit. Other then that it does not bother me really, just a bit of a trim now and again and all is well :-)

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mrsayuso 0

Your mom is way nicer than my mom. My mom got drunk and told me about the first time she gave road head.

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Envythabosslady 1

That is so GROSS

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