Morality?

By Grossed Out - 29/12/2011 08:16 - United States

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

She's moral? Yea sure mom thanks sick **** care for another beer.

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Akalia_fml 7

My mum told me about her bikini wax experience. Yeah, not okay. -_- I'm sorry you had to experience that, OP.

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JhunnySuperman 0

Fab character on that 70 show? And if u like ridiculousness have you seen tosh.o? Same thing haha

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Akalia_fml 7

My favourite character is Kelso (BURN! lol) and I've never seen tosh.o. :D

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zander4310 5

id rather **** someone that shaves there pubes

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bingababe 16

I'd rather **** someone who knew the difference between they're/their and there!!

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capnbzarr 43

Ask her if it's moral to discuss your genital region with your son. Actually, on second thought, don't.

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mspeacock 6

What about waxing? Or lazor removal? I don't want to be a ****!....oh wait...

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rubyliu8420 7

So your mom is smuggling chewbacca in her pants... That's digusting, it's better to just be a **** if that's the case...

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YourBuddyElmo 5

So does she just tuck her pubes into her socks or what?

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hewro_failure 11

Your mom is living back in the 60s ha ... You should inform her that only those with dried up va j js don't shave

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CaptainPickles72 18

*vaginas And I can't tell if you're ignorant or just being sarcastic.... I'm guessing ignorant!

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synyster_gates_fml 0

thats ******* gross as hell at least trim it up

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perdix 29

An even worse image is how exhausted your Dad must get after plowing through all that hair to give her a good *******. I'll bet you the poor guy is totally bushed!

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