Morality?

By Grossed Out - 29/12/2011 08:16 - United States

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.

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beyondep 6

I feel bad for you, I mean...you came out of there

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xXCherrryBombXx 6

RUGBURN :& ew.

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rotarbiv 7

So are you a "**** and a *****" or are you moral???

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rotarbiv 7

Assuming you are female. If not which one applies to you lady?

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heyred 11

So good grooming is immoral now, and drinking to sloppy excess is good? Just so I'm clear.

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CruelGirl07 5

Your mom is moral because she doesn't shave/trim...but her drinking doesn't make her immoral...or worse, lead her to act like a ****/*****...?

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joeytheman 10

Just think about it. You had to go through all of those pubes.

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OfficeNinja 5

So she is like the amazon rain forest down there. Your father probably imagined he was an explorer, searching the jungle for the fabled city of El Dorado. How is that for a mental image?

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