Morality?

By Grossed Out - 29/12/2011 08:16 - United States

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Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.

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dougierocks 13

Start watching nice moral 70's ****... What can she say?

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_011235813_ 11

Am I the only one who noticed that OP was posting about the mental picture of her mothers bush, not the fact that the mother had one in the first place? Just an observation.

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kei1108 13

NMake her of an example in your mind every time you think you can handle 'just one more drink'.

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

"It's like a jungle down there!"

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notoriousbob 11

I wouldn't thank her

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IrishJesus 5

I had a similar talk with my mom. I guess hair was all the rage back then.

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squid93 9

I think a hairy bush on a woman is sexy, just my opinion! I love to the feel of it against my face!

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toryfee 0

That's when you reply... "Mom, I'm not a *****!" lmao

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yamomsvagina 1

Soooo....your a ***** and ****?

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