Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 557
You deserved it 80 740

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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blargity 0

too many people on here are being assholes to this person even though they don't know what their situation when this happened and i agree with #71 that its a sign of affection maybe they accidentally patted his crotch because something else was interesting them more stop being so harsh to people you don't know and everytime you judge someone like this, it'll probably end up happening to you but noone cares about you because they think "ydi"

u need to get laid if ur tappin ur dad =x

#57 - please don't squeeze any more cysts you might find in your dog. Take your dog to the vet.

If s/he didnt notice it wasnt him stomach he was probably wearing a shirt and they said they were reading a text message, most likely using peripherals?(spl?) so stop jumping down their throat about it. simple (disturbing) mistake.

i believe the saying... look before you leap... or in this case "pat". i hope he was asleep, but why pat him in the first place?

wtf..... not going to say anything ...wtf.........

why did you want to pat your dads stomach? thats so wierd. why didnt your dad stop you!?

WendlaMimii 0

I'm pretty sure this isn't real, because if it is, you have a seriously messed up family.

His dick is the size of his stomach wait what?