Mortifying

By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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PlasticShark 0

YDI for even wanting to pat the belly in the first place... that's just... disturbing... =

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sarah8909 0

So the jewels were sticking out where you were patting or you just didn't bother looking and decided to pat him in that general area? YDI

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ajg_8 0

#57: "ew you nasty. i had a similar experience with my dog's nipple though." Those words just caused me to let out a loud "HAH!" in the "quiet floor" of the library. :-)

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tokyooo123 0

wouldn't he freak out after the first pat?

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thatguy007 0

How big are your "family jewels" that you would confuse them with his stomach? honestly...

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Ba_Hum_Bug 0

What is so wrong with patting ur dad ppl?? So what?? its a sign of affection... NOW lol where ur patting him is the question at hand.... must be a big belly to confuse it LOL... EWWWWWW i feel for ya lol

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

@67 That's the hidden FML in this. Anyways, YDI for a) wanting to pat your dad's stomach and b) not noticing the difference between testicles and stomach. They are in two distinct locations on the body.

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