Mostly OK
By hatemyboss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alameda
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So you have that type of boss. Sorry OP. We've all been there
Your boss was just imposing his authority over you to make himself feel powerful. You know what that means, OP? He's very insecure and probably has a really shitty life. There, now don't you feel better? :)
Authoritarianism: sacrificing privileges for the protection of the workplace
Ask for a smaller one, you may get the wanted at the first place
I hate when people post on here "sorry" or "lol" or "haha" what a waste of a comment! So unnecessary. Leave this space for the fml fights (the best) and funny/clever comments :)
sorry lol haha
39, what are you doing to Pedobear? He looks mortified!
No, 39, I hadn't noticed the hospital bracelet. Well, that's sweet of you then, I guess. Unless you're the one who put him in the hospital in the first place... DUN DUN DUN
"in my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whatever I want to be ..."
Try reverse phsycology. Say 'Sir, I love my small cubicle! I wish it was smaller though... Not cozy enough!'
Put a big mirror one one of the walls and your cubicle will appear twice the size.. Probably even the same size as your old one (:
Maybe it's payback for flirting and telling the receptionist who happens to be his wife that she's bangable. (other FML reference)
Well done, sir. And now it's time to annoy your boss with your small cubicle by having your crap spill out all over the place and into the hall. :)
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._. what an asshole.
Better not ask for a raise!