Mostly OK

By hatemyboss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 539
You deserved it 6 950

Same thing different taste

Comments

So you have that type of boss. Sorry OP. We've all been there

eltapatio16 5

He should of just left you at the one you were at, but that's what you get for asking a simple question now a days.

Your boss was just imposing his authority over you to make himself feel powerful. You know what that means, OP? He's very insecure and probably has a really shitty life. There, now don't you feel better? :)

Authoritarianism: sacrificing privileges for the protection of the workplace

perdix 29

Tell you boss you wish he had a bigger dick and hope your strange reverse magic also works on him;)

Ask for a smaller one, you may get the wanted at the first place

luckyd880 12

I hate when people post on here "sorry" or "lol" or "haha" what a waste of a comment! So unnecessary. Leave this space for the fml fights (the best) and funny/clever comments :)

pookberry 4

HAHA SORRY 22 but your comment was pretty much just as pointless. LOL :D

39, what are you doing to Pedobear? He looks mortified!

wlddog 14

39 is trying to use the duck face to get Pedobear shot. BANG!! Duck season.

pookberry 4

That's grumpy bear! And I was giving him a kiss to make him feel better. Guess you didn't notice the hospital bracelet on his arm :/

No, 39, I hadn't noticed the hospital bracelet. Well, that's sweet of you then, I guess. Unless you're the one who put him in the hospital in the first place... DUN DUN DUN

"in my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whatever I want to be ..."

Try reverse phsycology. Say 'Sir, I love my small cubicle! I wish it was smaller though... Not cozy enough!'

Put a big mirror one one of the walls and your cubicle will appear twice the size.. Probably even the same size as your old one (:

Maybe it's payback for flirting and telling the receptionist who happens to be his wife that she's bangable. (other FML reference)

Well done, sir. And now it's time to annoy your boss with your small cubicle by having your crap spill out all over the place and into the hall. :)