Cars, Accident and Health: Move!

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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Fiat 500 woes

By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

Oh no! At least you're not hurt too badly - unless you're typing this with your cast in a hospital bed. She's got to feel awful!!

Hi_Itz_Me 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:21

shut the hell up

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Grffin 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:04

Oh, what luck you have

ThatsAli3 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:06

omg. thats horrible = 0 Well, no good deed goes unpunished... = )

HelloStarshine 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:06

#5 and anyone else that makes these kinds of comments. The FMLs don't always have to be from "today". It could have happened a while ago. The anecdote just asks that you begin the story with "Today," That really sucks though. She shouldn't be walking with her headphones in if she's that oblivious. I hope she felt bad for you.

Soloman212 28

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:02

"Today, I got out of the hospital because a week ago ..."

cecilk 29

Wednesday 28 August 2013 23:10

#176 There is also a length restriction of 300 characters. Your suggestion doesn't fit without cutting another part away. And I am pretty sure more people are interested in what happened than if it happened today, yesterday, last week or twenty years ago.

imthejuggernautt 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:06

What a blind *****

Roddsy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:06

#8, that was what i was going to say =S i am so confused. maybe the OP meant pushed her out of the way and her friend shoved her back? i dunno oh. or they were both in the way of the car, so the OP pulled her friend sideways behind her, then her friend shoved her into the car without seeing x]

ohhboyy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:07

its okay, at least you didnt get hit by a car

ari_lee 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:07

#9 you can pull someone out of the line of traffic and be right next to them. if they push you back and you are directly next to the traffic, they will push you into the cars.