Muscle memory

By Namnack - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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pleasenopuffin 0

shit happens, man. doesn't mean you failed, just start day one again and hopefully it doesn't happen again.

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ey3seecold 0

I know ppl who don't realise their smoking so I say u quit the habit of smoking now quit the habbit of smoking without realising it. lol

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invisiblemonkey 0

Im pretty sure when he says he "rolled", he's talking about ecstasy or LSD. Rolling is like the same thing as "dropping ex".

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d4m4s74 12

nope, he means roll a cigarette as in making a cigarette from tobacco and paper

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DocTweeter 0

icy. your a dumb bitch. it's called incogneiscence. go die.

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chadwick110480 0

well said. also OP, you should try not being such a ******* dumb-ass. that might help.

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bluesclues72 0

you should try not being a ******* nerd who has nothing else to do but sit around bully other people because you have a crap life.

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ZMiDZ 0

I'm pretty sure the poster meant that by rolling, they popped some X. For the uneducated on drugs, rolling is a term for being on X, and it's not uncommon to smoke a lot when on it. If it was a good high, her statement is pretty dead on; she lit one up and didn't realize it until a few moments later.

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imsooooobored 0

no....some people roll their own cigarettes.....it's more common in europe and seeing how the guy/girl is from the netherlands......

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artssfreak 0

aww I hope you can get the will power to quit completely!

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bluesclues72 0

I think that everbody voting YDI is a big dick. do you know how hard it is to quit an addiction? I'm proud of the op for even trying to quit. most people like my mom say they are going to quit but they never do. and maybe the started because they were stressed and didn't know what else to do.

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