Mutilated knob

By JWags - 04/12/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, at 30 years-old, my wife asked why I'm circumcised when my parents aren't religious. I didn't know I was circumcised. FML
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LordMagus 9

Living proof that we need better sexual education in this country. The first sex ed class I can remember had pictures of both an uncircumcised, and a circumcised, penis. Not knowing where you are from or your cultural background, it seems more difficult to believe that you didn't know that before now. If you're from the US, most males here are circumcised. The rates are slowly decreasing, but still: "The overall circumcision rate among U.S. males age 14 to 59 is 81 percent." So, I suppose without the religious side explaining what circumcision was, and if you really had that bad of a sex ed teacher, yeah, I guess it's possible.

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whiskey'swino 15

Many believe it is healthier, cleaner, want the boy to look like dad... Who knows? There are plenty of information on reasons to or not online.

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Gofuckyourself 24

I'm sorry, at 30 years old you didn't know you were circumcised?! How do you NOT know?! In a way, it's good that you are but the fact that you didn't know... I'm losing my head over it!!! See what I did there 😏

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Bleepus Bongwater 2

I think I remember that they did it because it is less pleasurable, and you know how much the church hates self pleasure 🙄

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