Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 963
You deserved it 16 718

Same thing different taste

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@ 62 He never said disgusting... try reading before commenting

flashback_fml 14

This got published? You got to be kidding me

Iamnotfat 16

Scientifically it was proven to be more beneficial if you leave it on, it keeps dirt, and helps prevent bacteria from getting in.

Jocgre 13

These FMLs are starting to get stupid.

myeviltwin 20

Ok ladies, show of hands. Who here would rather have sex with an uncircumcised man rather than a circumcised man? I'm guessing not many (if any at all). But I am interested to hear a woman's perspective on this.

With circumcision being the norm in America I would assume (eek!) that most American women would find uncircumcised penises to look strange. In Britain nobody gives a shit as long as it's clean.

Like that guy said, I don't think it would matter to me as long as it was clean. I'd say I prefer the look of uncircumcised ones but that's probably because that's what I'm used to. I think circumcision is absolutely fine... when it's on a consenting adult.

All of the guys I have dated in the past were circumcised. My guy now isn't. At first, it was kinda strange (just how it looked), but I don't even notice anymore. As far as sex goes, I cannot tell a difference. I preferred circumcised for head, but that is just because it seems cleaner.

#87 You say that because it is the norm where you are from, but most of Europe, Asia, Oceania, South America etc have their male population uncircumcised. For my part, as everyone said, I don't really care as long as the guy is clean.

metalcrazed 21

Rotfl,plenty of people in a lot of countries most men aren't circumsized.

nnnope 26

87 - I've been with 2 men, both circumcised (because I live in America where, for some reason, that's the norm). I'd have no issue sleeping with an uncircumcised guy, though. in fact, it'd be nice to be with a guy with parents kind enough to not have had his genitals mutilated without his consent.

Missyeru 14

I am from America, but my two roommates are from Europe, and since moving to American we all prefer circumcised men. I know I'm gonna get down voted but I personally think uncircumcised men look like ant eaters and it's quite the turn off. Both of my roommates whom have been with both type (not at the same time pervs) agree that there is no difference in vaginal sex, and one won't give a guy head if he hasn't been cut, because who knows what's under there. The other one is convinced uncircumcised men are quicker in bed, which is a turn off for her.

I prefer uncut guys as it gives me more to work with during foreplay and oral sex. Have seen a few people on here claim cut men last longer, which I have yet to experience. I've been with a guy who told me he was better in bed because he'd been circumcised, and I was completely underwhelmed for 3 minutes. So far every other guy, regardless of their foreskin situation, has lasted about the same amount of time; it's all about building stamina, rather than just not having the nerve endings.

MzZombicidal 36

I read somewhere that uncircumsised penises actually provide more pleasure for women as it's more fleshy (not sure if it's true, just putting it out there). From my personal experience, I prefer uncircumsised but really why does it matter? To each their own. As long as it's taken care of. That's like asking if a man prefers all natural or clean shaven, it's personal preference.

squideth 18

I think it's baffling that women get their panties in a twist if anyone ever dares suggest that they should shave, yet they'll turn right around and call a natural penis "a turn-off", and "disgusting". If you can't handle a natural-looking penis, you really don't sound mature enough to be having sex.

#266 Some women. Don't go generalising half the planet.

myeviltwin 20

Ok to all who thumbed me down for asking a question. Really?????? Wow.

uncircumcised implies that it can be undone. Proper term is normal. or intact.

Sitting_Ducki 8

What have you been smoking before bed

I parted ways with mine and I can say that I don't miss it. My past lovers, and present one, are/were quite pleased with the outcome. You're better off OP. They're a hassle.

Ins0mau 20

In all my years of life, I can't ever recall a time that my foreskin was a "hassle". I imagine I'd clean myself down there either way...

I've never heard of a girl who likes foreskin. I myself prefer circumcised. But think of it this way, you're less likely to have a wide range of genital health problems now.

Beepbeep7 14

I do not prefer it.To me it just looks like it's wearing a trench coat.

I prefer it (but that could just be because it's what I'm used to). To be honest though, it doesn't really matter. It's not like I'd break up with someone because the appearance of their penis isn't to my preference.

Barely anyone in asia is circ'd and they dont have a huge penis health issue there. Its mainly a western thing. It was first used to prevent masturbation. Its purely cosmetic now. Who ever said theyd do it and let their kid skin graphed a new one is awful! It doesnt work like that...

@ 120 Thank you! I was starting to think that nobody here understands how nerves work...

metalcrazed 21

So you have never been out of the United States?

Well as long as you stay in America it wont be a problem, but as soon you cross the atlantic ocean it would be harder to find a circumcised man. It's your loss!

Ins0mau 20

120 - It's NOT mainly a western thing. It's mainly an AMERICAN thing. Just ask people from U.K, Australia, Canada, Europe... Any other Western country.

Who cares what it looks like, balls and vag's are ugly too. Uncirc'd men are better in bed. The foreskin helps during sex, slides (prevents drying, no lube needed) and better stimulates the clit. Ribbed condoms are designed around that fact. I am very sad that my husband is cut, and so is he. Its not the parents job to make cosmetic decisions regarding either genders genitals (female circ removes the clitoral hood, the female foreskin - yes is illegal!) in my opinion. Watch 'the elephant in the hospital' on youtube, very informative. I would never circ my son (he can do it later if he wants) because its not my penis. Watch a video of the procedure done, those poor newborns suffer a lot. Breastfeeding can even suffer because some refuse to latch due to the pain.