Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 963
You deserved it 16 718

Same thing different taste

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Its a myth that circ' is cleaner or healthier. One big fat ol' myth. please research before you blindly circ your son.

Weirdest FML I've ever read. Don't do drugs, kids. You'll dream about foreskins and then talk about it on the internet.

Also, every mammal has a foreskin. I'm in the group that doesnt believe babies should be circ'd (awake at that!) but if an adult wants to be, so be it. Little babies need love, not surgery!

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I get really sad whenever I read that circumcision is such a popular thing in the US. The hygiene issues of keeping the foreskin are easily handled by simply teaching boys to wash their penises more carefully, and teach that the best way to keep infections and STDs away is is by using a condom (even when they're with a trusted partner). Not to mention that the foreskin holds a lot of nerve endings that are pleasurable when stimulated, and those surgeries often cut way too much skin (damaging the penis). I had sex with both circumcised and uncircumcised men, and never had any problems with either in terms of hygiene and safety! And a penis is a penis, if you can't accept that little foreskin then you ought to learn how to appreciate peoples' bodies for what they are. This is the kind of decision parents should let their children make once they are able to do so. It's their body, and it should be them who decide what happens to it.

but its painful as a baby they dont remember it but when they are older they do

So you trump your child's right to decide what to do with his own body because he won't remember the pain as an infant? That's a terrible reasoning! It may hurt as an adult, but at least you have the satisfaction of knowing that you did it out of your own volition, and that you yourself weighted the pros and cons of doing it.

Memory is a poor excuse. I'm sure it hurts the baby just as much as it would an adult. People have lots of awful things happen to them (date rape) that they cannot remember, that doesnt make it any better.

How did this make it on here.... And. How did it turn into an actual debate. Wow.