Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 966
You deserved it 16 722

Same thing different taste

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There is no reason to come on here and tell people who have done it that they're disgusting. So rude.

Indisputably the best FML I've ever read.

Trust me you're better of without it. Keeping it would mean thar you would be suceptible to many nore infections and diseases. You would also have to maintain the are as clean as possible (more than usual) and you would have to constantly be pulling the extra skin off.

Men's risk of UTI goes from 2%-1% same with cancer. Women have a much higher risk of getting breast cancer, should we also remove breasts at birth? Yes it "lessons" the risk but 1% isn't worth the risk. More babies for per year through routine circumcisions than actually need them in the first place.

TheDrifter 23

Pulling the extra skin off? Ow. No. I'm not sure what diseases your speaking of that it's more susceptible to, but in over 30 years mine hasn't ever caught anything. If you meant herpes, syphilis or some such, the inch or so of foreskin is just as likely to catch it as an extra inch our so of shaft.

nnnope 26

65 - trust you? you're a (probably cis) female, and it seems you haven't a single clue what you're talking about.

all I can add to posta above is that if you pull the skin on a baby/child, ita like severing a nail from a finger and as pointleas aa brealing hymen on a little girl to wash her 'inside'. Penis has a natural way of cleaning itself undee the foreskin, at least till you hit puberty. Did you hear aboit girls who have to wash the vag inside to keep it clean? Me neither.

BLT10009 4

If you knew anything about medicine, you'd know better. There are some women out there who don't have the proper bacteria in their lady parts who have to constantly clean themselves out.

it only barely reduces dieses, and you end up cutting off 80-90 of your nerves, reducing how you feel in bed. plus it just looks gross, and I have never had any problems with my dick like you claim

nnnope 26

I don't know why people who try to have some respect & sympathy for infants who're incapable of consenting to the procedure, keep getting thumbed down. I agree with you. edit: 62, 16 did not use the word "disgusting." there's no reason to come on here and call people rude for things they didn't say.

You poor dear, might I suggest foreskin restoration!