Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

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darwinism 30

If you have masterbated...i hope you don't have any more nightmares! You are in Washington, call Fox Mulder for help.

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cb1549 7

Ok, not even I have had weirder dreams than that!

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Rainhawk94 27

Who's i responsible for this fml. Oh wait we are

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Rainhawk94 27

I don't take grammar lessons from a strawberry

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olpally 32

You need help op. That's just ****** up.

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karmaliss 18

I think we need a WTF option for this FML.

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perdix 29

As my grandpa said when my cousin got his cut off as a baby, "They cut off a piece before they know if you're going to need it or not."

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RadikulRam 16

I don't know why people are thumbing this comment down, I was circumcised age 7 and didn't understand what was happening to me. That said, I don't feel like OP and if you could magically regrow my foreskin, I'd refuse because what I have is what I'm used too. But I'm still against circumcision being forced onto children for over the name of religion/ritual and think we should draw a line when removing bodily parts outside medical needs.

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mommahotness 1

You're just wrong. W - R -O -N -G. Think of what you have. Spilled milk does not a path make.

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