My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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Njtorres 0

plexico how many comments you need to post? anyways prob your husband need some friends or he likes puppets?

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plexico 3

As many as I need to make the pain go away!

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AntiChrist7 0

Marrying makes you draw faces on your penis. Now I know for sure I'm not going to get married

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GodOfBeer 5

cause you don't have a penis to draw a face on? :D

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FordPrefect 0

This is more like a "I'm glad my husband isn't a boring uptight ****" than an FML.

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itsgen 16

hahahaha omg this is toooo funny! xD ur husband is awesome

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cole3791 0

Ive had someone walk in on me before ,we had a party at our house and i was in my room started to ********** my sisters friend walks in drunk passes out on the floor (making loud noise) i ignore it continue then i stand up to finish off and then 5 people bust in the door to which i paniced and jerked away from them came all over the passed out girl slipped fell on her then she came to her senses to find me on top of her naked dick on her stomach with my sperm on her face so she punched me and kicked me in my bare balls and put a death grip on my ****.everyone picked me up after being knocked out drug me in the hallway and wrote all over my penis .the next morning i woke up naked in a guys bed we were cuddled and naked i had an erection

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Mozart24 0

#76 is full of shit...

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Emma_91 0

# 76: What? Are you high? Because I have no idea what you're saying.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Draw a face on your ******. Duhhh.

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cactus_fml 0

Yeah, duh. Depending on your grooming habits (or lack thereof) it might even have a beard. xD

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arsewipe92 0

HA HA HA i didn't thing guys actually drew faces on their penis. I mean, yeah, it's quite normal to talk to them, but really a face?? Not a FML, but ridiculously amusing.

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InsanePPG 25

Was he pretending it was Danny Aiello? Peter: Ooh, that is so interesting, Danny Aiello. You've got the best Spike Lee stories. What's that? You want to meet my wife? Lois: Peter, stop it. Peter: Lois, just say hello; you're embarrassing me in front of Danny Aiello.

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