Sex, Awkward, Cute and Intimacy: My little buddy

My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Meh

By Meh - 18/07/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Violet_Illuser 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:21

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:11

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:05

Did it talk back? BRUUUNOOOOOO

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:37

Oh God that movie traumatized me haha. To the OP...well I bet he was having an interesting conversation.

mastory96 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:27

lol... well, I'm guessing the conversation went like this: well hello there, Mr. ****. I hear you're going to spend the night in a deep dark cave tonight. remember to put on your coat! ;)

epanssereves 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:35

Lol my boyfriend did the same thing the other week and started pinching the head to make it talk, it was quite funny tbh

lolwatlol 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:51

We all do that... sometimes we dress it up with doll clothes and use em to wrestle with our friends'

lolwatlol 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:53

"and to other guys penises." lolwut

DuxHuntin 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:08

I bet if you played with it more he wouldn't have to! YDI for being a prude!

damnablefate 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:27

Well. That's awkward. Not really a FML. I wouldn't say your life is ******. But yeah. Awwwwwwkward.

Procrastinateher 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:46

Ow wow, that's hilarious as well as really awkward. Though at the same time, just because your husband is naked doesn't mean he's waiting to have sex with you - he could've been getting in/out of the shower is all... I think you should repay him the favour by sticking googly eyes on your....self.