Health: MY SHIT Do Not Eat!

MY SHIT Do Not Eat!

By you're shitting me - 27/05/2013 05:05 - Australia

Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with four other people, with one fridge. FML

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By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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What is wrong with me?

By I can't anymore - 16/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my finally figuring out what the hell is wrong with my body has coincided with the local clinic closing for the weekend. I can't get referrals until they open again. Only three long, boring, miserable days and three long, agonizing, sleepless nights to go. And probably more even after. FML

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The first step is admitting you have a problem: take away is bad for you.

By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 17:32 - Japan - Yokohama

Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Somebody - 19/08/2020 17:01

Today, my mother-in-law came over. Probably thinking that the needles in our fridge were steroids, and wanting to do the right thing, she took them to throw them away. I'm diabetic, and they were my insulin. I went into shock after she left and had to go to the hospital. FML

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Climate change

By BloodyHorror - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, the blood from some defrosted steak dripped under my fridge where I couldn't see it. One insanely hot day later, and my whole house smells like it has its period. FML

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The doctor will see you… soon

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 10:00

Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML

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lambda_fml 40

Monday 27 May 2013 13:55

Yet you managed to write four.

rivaraven 35

Monday 27 May 2013 15:49

#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.

Comments

cayaenator 6

Monday 27 May 2013 23:28

I'd stop on the way and pick up a dorm fridge from Target

Lili_love 14

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:01

more like eff your roommates lives...

asherm 15

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:11

Get a disposable cooler and put it on ice

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:16

Label the container with your name, unless your shit is green and your name is Kale.

tjv3 10

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:41

Umm what about using a cooler and ice instead of the fridge?

BigMac92 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:53

Just tell them it's Indian food.

Caelophile 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:01

Medicine can do some amazing things. Sometimes you just have to live with the methodology.

chinagirl3343 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:21

Invest in an ice chest and lots of ice... You do not have the right to store poop of any kind where food will be kept. Period. Be responsible and keep it iced down in your room... Why am I giving advice on this. Op won't read it so really the rest of you people whom may deal with this.... ICE CHEST IN YOUR ROOM!!

nplatinum 4

Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:35

He can keep poop anywhere he wants to! It's none of your business what he does, or does not, do with it! You may keep your poop in an ice chest like a mental person, but at least his is for medical reasons! Piss off!