MY SHIT Do Not Eat!

By you're shitting me - 27/05/2013 05:05 - Australia

Today, after months of tests for mystery nerve pain, I went to get more blood taken only to leave the clinic with an empty tin to collect my bowel movements for the next 72 hours. Which needs to be refrigerated. I live with four other people, with one fridge. FML
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rivaraven 35

#61, for the next 72 hours. I think the problem is not OP, but you and your ability to read.

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whogivesafuck88 10

Or keep a cooler in your room and keep it in there. Just get enough ice for the next few days

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Raykyogrou03 12

Why would you even agree to do that? There has to be some alternative to storing your shit in the fridge. That's ******* disgusting.

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alycion 38

I believe the alternative is not finding out what is wrong with you. There are reasons tests are ordered n the order that they are. I have only had to do this with urine and I have a small fridge I use to keep lizard feed in so it wasn't a problem.

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disney_blonde 16

Don't you dare stick your shit in the fridge with other people's food! Get a cooler and ice.

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militarybrat 21

Um for nerve pain? Get a bone scan and look up CRPS. Most docs dont know what it is and there is no test for it. FYL for having dumbass doctors

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amy6703 6

Oh that sucks, you should invest in a small personal refrigerator and hide it in your room. Good luck.

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onorexveritas 23

that's going to be awkward. "no, Mark! that's not food!"

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hurley12 30

Hey who put that shit in the fridge!?

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MsMourningStar 22

Mini fridges are awesome dude.

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ctchan2381 5

get bucket and a bag of ice from 7-11....problem solved

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