Nair do well

By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
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vacuumtubes 0

Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay, I don't understand. By you saying you are allergic to Nair, it must mean that this would be the first time in trying to get rid of a "moustache." Next time think for a few seconds. First off, he accepted to go on a date with you, and whether it was you, him, or one of your friends who got the date started, he at least has some sort of interest in you even though you have a "moustache." Second, next try something unless you already tried it in the past; for example, if you had use Nair before, then that's one thing, but you never did use it, and now you did, and you embarrassed yourself further. Third, if he still likes you, even with the burn mark, then perhaps you shouldn't try using nair in the future.

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Makinitez 0

Rash-Mustache....heh heh...that rhymes.... Have you tried hydrocortisone? That helps calm the redness.

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Vegetables 0

Nair doesn't work well and it smells REALLY bad.

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byob_fml 0

if you read the label.. it says "do not use on face"

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itslilly123 0

soo just reschedule. and go on that date when your erm... rash-stache is gone : )

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xocourtxo 0

whats wrong with usig soap and razzer blade?

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xNephilim 18

"just in case"? That's what your eyes are for, girl. Check if you really have on before applying totally unneeded products on your face the next time.

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starberries 0

Just because something happened to you does not mean that's the only possible outcome. Plenty of people use Nair on a regular basis and do not get rashes from it. Stop being a ******* idiot and realize that you are not the only person in the world.

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PlasteredClown 0

A lot of people are allergic to Nair or just get rashes. it's nit a very good product. Next time try it on a small patch of skin that's hidden from view.

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cdabomm326 0

OMG! that's totally happened to me before when I used it to get rid of the hair between my eyebrows! it's potent stuff...!

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