Nearly there

By sally - 25/01/2014 17:42 - United States - Augusta

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Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
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klovemachine 24

If at first you don't succeed, try try again :)

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vencku 13

YDI. Unless you only shower every three months, you have plenty of opportunity. You can also go at it when you're alone in your room or at night when you're in bed. Seriously, it isn't that difficult to find a time and place.

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StanBVB 10

I don't think OP's problem is that they don't have time or space, but rather, they just can't seem to cum at all, even when masturbating.

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dawnimus 21

#54 - everyone is different, and some people need more than just their hands to ******. She may not have a vibrator (maybe from personal preference or worries about her family hearing her) so perhaps the only way it'll happen for her is in the shower. Who knows? Don't judge just because you can come easily whenever you like - some people simply aren't built that way.

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MeJazz 7

If you're living with your patents, you shouldn't be having orgasms. Get over it til you have your own place. It's just rude.

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gmc_blossom 21

So, because someone lives with their parents... they shouldn't be having orgasms? I wish I would have known this sooner.

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ocramavaf 15

tell that to all the 14 year olds in the world

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Meld86 12

Some people have fallen on hard times and still live with their parents or move back in with them

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limabeans101029 20

62: Seriously? Like someone's already said, not everyone who lives with their parents is young. Many people don't really move out until they're in their 20s- do you really expect them to go through their whole lives up until then without masturbating? And there's not even anything wrong with younger people masturbating. It's natural. There's nothing "rude" about it as long as you aren't doing it on the kitchen table.

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frizz101 22

It's not really that hard to wait until you move out and have your own space.

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lionhardt13 10

Really though, you live with your dad, maybe you should concentrate on moving out first

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limabeans101029 20

Why should that mean she shouldn't **********? It's normal! Her dad probably does it too. I don't see the problem.

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Meld86 12

Get a vibrator. Problem solved

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xMew 7

Please dont hate but, why is it so hard for girls to come?

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frdcurly 11

If we knew, we'd all be doing it a lot more.

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hazardmuffin 21

Being unfamiliar/uncomfortable with their own bodies or not being able to get into the right mindset are probably the biggest problems. At least that seems to be the common thread I've noticed when talking to other women.

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leo812 11

#68 #73 its not, just cause some girls have problems dont mean all do. in fact i cum at least 5 times while having sex for 10 mins. but i used to not be able to, it takes time and the right person. but masterbating for me cant get me off unless i have a vibrator.

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dachayke 16

That made me think of the book/movie holes. Which now sounds sexual. "Pick a hole, any hole."

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ShinyArcanine 16

Is this actually a legitimate issue for girls? I don't think any guy would ever have this problem

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limabeans101029 20

It's not necessarily that she waited 3 months before trying to have an ******, some women just find it really difficult to get them

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hottay7164 18

Haha understandable, maybe you need some space too.

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