Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
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devildog562 33

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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captainsmegma 12

What a fudge filled time. Hope it was on video.

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Frenchtony 17

The idea of a pure and unspoiled white wedding dress is basic denial anyways. You've sent a powerful message to the world around you. Even though I think this was written by a 13 year old, and never even took place...

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chef4money 12

I agree, in the moderation section there are multiple fmls that mention sharting and one saying a guys wife sharted in her wedding dress. I'm calling bs unless there is an update soon.

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Witchylady 17

Oh you poor thing. What happened from that point???

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abbyade 21

Lol. I hope your wife was supportive..

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myanichole 22

At least you gave the boring old white dress...

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giantsfan2010 23

If your partner plays it off like its nothing, you made the right choice.

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lilybadilly25 15

I love how everyone is assuming OP is female. What if the groom shit his tux?

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dreadflint270 2

Because, you know, the fact that OP set her post as female means nothing, right?

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travellingfun 18

Well, that's definitely an unforgettable wedding, sorry to hear that OP.

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JackDupp 11

Did you end up sitting in your own pew?

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