Love, Health, Poopoo peepee and Weddings: Nervous? - FML

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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Pancakes017 19

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:10

How romantic

devildog562 33

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:12

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

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TDog3337 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:14

Well, that's why they say for better or for worse I guess...

Shrike 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:15

I guess the dress really is white and brown now.

feven 32

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:41

What a plot twist.

1nertia 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:16

Sounds like a shit wedding

sweatynate 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:20

FYL Indeed.

hazzamyman 11

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:20

Could it have been your body responding to your wedding vows?

Poohbear12345 4

Thursday 5 March 2015 22:39

Nerves do tend to manifest in the most inconvenient of ways...

CitricAcid 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:23

If someone makes a pun dealing with shit on here then I will go insane

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 1 March 2015 2:24

Better head to the nearest pharmacy and pick up some Prozac

tacosandicecream 12

Sunday 8 March 2015 1:41

Um thats kind of offensive what you said about "getting some Prozac". Prozac is taken by patients suffering from depression or anxiety, not "insanity". So next time, please think before making such an ignorant comment!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:23

I've heard of getting cold feet, but I guess the wedding scared the shit out of you.

Nace_fml 1

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:24

Till death do is shart? Sorry couldn't resist. Crumby situation, you will laugh about it one day.

angiee_baybee 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:24

You poor thing. :( sorry that happened to you OP.

_Moonlit_Iris_ 10

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:24

That blows.

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