Transportation: Never forget

Never forget

By mariokarter - 28/08/2009 04:41 - United Kingdom

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mario Kart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!" Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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You deserved it 7 010

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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You deserved it 1 424

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 865

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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You deserved it 6 070

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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You deserved it 2 879

By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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You deserved it 15 041

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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You deserved it 7 032

By rinala - 01/07/2012 07:07

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 04:07 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

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You deserved it 4 877

whyevenbother 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:35

i really really hope the last part is a lie, and instead you just got glared at, my faith in the people of this country is low enough as it is.

FlaminYawn 0

Friday 28 August 2009 13:08

at least he didn't yell "I've got mushrooms and a bullet", or "I've got 3 shells, these guys in front of me are about to get hit"

Comments

Xeph 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:54

that was so funny

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:02

haha this is one of the few that i actually laugh at and don't care if it's true or not!

SookMauNoots 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:50

ydi for not explaining what happend.

Ranoona 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:06

maybe he didn't have time to explain , I bet they just threw them off without an explanation give the op a break.

mina_8 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:31

Hahahaha, cute. :D Don't you just love kids?

summer99 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 4:07

thats it? im surprised there wasnt a stampede of people trying to get OFF the train.

crzygrl90218 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:08

HAHAHAHA atleast u weren't at an airport or on a plane

nateopotato1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:04

omg I feel so bad for u FYL cuz the kid didn't no any better

nateopotato1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:06

the guys that kicked u out were probably French... those chese eating surrender monkeys

mekeskidi_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:44

nateopotato1, If they were chese eating surrender monkeys, they would run away instead of kicking the woman and her kid out. Englishmen would keep their calm. I guess they were probably Americans...