Health: News to me

News to me

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left ribcage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

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By Fuck anxiety - 19/05/2024 02:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I noticed a random dark spot on my skin around my groin area. Fearing that it was possibly melanoma, even though I don't really go outside a lot, I made a mad dash to the doctor. Apparently it's just a fucked-up stretch mark, and is perfectly normal. Nice thing to have a panic attack over. Good job, brain. FML

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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By justmyluck5150 - 17/10/2016 17:58 - United States

Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML

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By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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Hypochondriac

By Stepheroni - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

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By lct722 - 16/03/2012 05:54 - Canada

Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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Mystery lump

By Pinky Paranoid - 22/10/2022 06:00

Today, and for the past few years, I've had a mysterious lump on my pinky finger that will not go away. Every doctor I've gone to has absolutely no idea what it is, or why it even showed up. I'm starting to think that I wouldn't like to find out what it is, if even a medical professional can't say for sure. FML

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manoverboard 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Why didn't any other doctors notice this?

lukewarmocha 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:35

:( doctors should have caught it before

Comments

bb1_00 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:32

omg ewww fyl

kitkatkelly 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:11

Hahaha, well said XD

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:44

wow your an idiot obama sucks? what has he ever done to you but try to help are country... stfu you hater and go wash your stink pssy... actually im not even going to entertain your stupidity because at the end of the day who won... OBAMA who is your president OBAMA and if you dont like it stay the hell out of america =)

TerriTheAsian 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:08

haha actually if he left America.. well people in foreign countries like Obama even better than we do!

elmina_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:35

LMFAO thats actually kinda nasty though.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:40

How did no other doctors YOUR ENTIRE LIFE catch that? And if it's been GROWING, then of course it's not a birth mark. This story has a lot of holes in it.

freddie_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:42

Not an FML. If it's true, at least now you can get it treated.

genius_girl16 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:43

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ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 6 June 2012 3:40

Umm... Birthmarks are a natural occurrence.

Yagamiii 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:51

ew gross D:

butterfly141989 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:52

hey well look on the bright side now you can get rid of it.

jdawg777 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:53

"recently ive learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis" WTF. even if it wasnt fungus and just a regular birthmark, thats weird. Its still digusting and a major turnoff

sosadtoobadd 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:54

She’s probably not making this up. My 16 year old step-son has the same thing, they always thought he had random birthmarks on his body and no doctor ever told them differently, when he came to live with us permanently, I took him for a check up and the doctor said… Did you know he has tinea versicolor all over his body? It is a fungus, it is extremely hard to get rid of and is expensive to treat. It is not life threatening but is for sure, 100% ugly as sin. It will take a combination of pills and about 6 tubes of $150.00 each creams. His total treatment has come to about $1000.00 (US). It’s still not gone. Good luck to you if you’re coming here and reading this.

SomeonePosting 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:45

Being comfortable with your body is a turnoff? How dare someone who has a trait some people find unattractive still have confidence! Shame!

hannnnahb 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:51

Wow, you're an idiot. Maybe you should cover your face, too. That's a "major" turnoff.

alliemi 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:42

Nah I agree...why would you be like "i have a disgusting fungus" and then be like "I'M PROUD OF THIS FUNGUS EVERYONE MUST SEE IT" I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN