Nice to know

By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
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kjcamaro3 5

Does that make you a member of the mile high club?

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omfg_creepers 8

There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?

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Roevera 14

haha, mile high club? and hey its actually not illegal to have sex in a airplane bathroom. Its not public indecency if they can't see you! My last flight attendant told me that. :)

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Roevera 14

When you're on 16 hour international flight, accompanied by your boyfriend, you start to look for things to do!

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grunt656 0

At least you weren't born in the toilet, because then If she accidentally flushed....... Yeah...

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sofineedsaladder 10

Damn it, Shovels.

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Fancyy 0

In a toilet? Sounds like a shitty place to be conceived...

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minodino 8

I always wondered how people managed to have sex in those tiny bathrooms

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amreggie 0

Mile high club. SaWeeet!! Lol

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Amrel 10

Dont let any of your friends know, or you'll be made fun of alot

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every1luvsboners 11

Nooooooooooo. Edit: never mind

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Amrel 10

If you just time traveled, which im assuming you did, you picked the wrong year buddy. The worlds gonna end in December

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BeatifulPenguin 4

56- I hate to rain on your parade, burst your bubble, and/or slice your peach. But that's all freaking bull poop. It all started many years ago *harp noise* "Goo ga! End!! Calendar say world end in 2012!!" *unharp, I guess...* You see? An ancient calendar ended this December, it doesn't mean anything! I remember a few years ago when some guy said it was all over on like Saturday or Sunday or something at 6:00 exactly. I was still waiting for something at 6:01.

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perdix 29

That's not such a bad place to be conceived. This would be a real FML if your mom had added, "Dad was trying to give me anal, butt he missed."

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Amrel 10

"Then he pushed you back up a bit, then I felt something kick, and thats when i remember it had been 9 months since you had been concieved! So after we figured that out, your father... And thats how you were born!"

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