Money and Transportation: Nice try, Sheila

Nice try, Sheila

By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML

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You deserved it 168 267

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By lip - 24/12/2008 08:40 - France

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 448

You deserved it 75 819

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 317

You deserved it 25 525

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 138 516

You deserved it 10 419

By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 109

You deserved it 59 371

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 12 793

By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 285

You deserved it 3 140

By sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 528

You deserved it 4 037

By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 406

You deserved it 6 734

By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 356

You deserved it 27 959

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 795

You deserved it 5 271

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

Comments

Pinkbeauty 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:09

LMFAO. skankkk.

whateverd00d 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:11

Objectifying yourself sure is a great way to get what you need! Good for you! I'm kidding. That's f*cking sad.

lolajelly 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:15

wow what's with all the stupid people today!?

Graphophobia 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:24

I'll admit, I got a laugh out of this.

fermata 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:30

FYL indeed... it was pretty funny though. Of course, I love how everyone is completely non-judgemental on this website.

ToughLove 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:38

So you failed at: 1. Being on time. 2. Following the rules. 3. Being subtle about showing your ****. 4. Picking a heterosexual male (presuming your idiocy didn't prompt him to lie) to 'seduce'. 5. Spelling a common word right in your attempt to gain sympathy. Sounds like a full day to me.

stepherrsx3 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:47

the only reason your life is ****** is because you can't spell conductor.

ressurect 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:51

AHAHAHAHAHAHA #38 OMG... That's GOLDEN!!!! And as for you, you are a very slutty bitch and you got what you deserved... BTW I think the CONDUCTOR was straight and just wanted to further humiliate you by saying he was gay.

pbnjeff 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:56

Oh, so now just because you see a guy you assume he likes boobs? Think again, honey.

Cassy_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:57

Hope you can show poetic justice some cleavage next time it wants to kick you in the butt :bb #38: You so win. That's a very neat summary. I'd add, "bringing shame to self-respecting women AND men with integrity AND gay men alike."