Money and Transportation: Nice try, Sheila

Nice try, Sheila

By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML

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By lip - 24/12/2008 08:40 - France

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

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ednafoyer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:26

you lot are so damn judgmental. '*****' this and '****' that, like she did some terrible deed that deserves reprimanding.

customparachute 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:40

its something a "*****" would do. Do you ever see an old lady doing that? she was asking for this one. just becuase shes got breasts makes her a better person than everyone else? also a "*****" attitude.

spartanjake5 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:28

can you not spell as well?

jacademic 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:28

uhh.. you do know you can buy a ticket on the train right? or at least i can on the trains i've been on.

dutchguy 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:30

#22 Well, it is a bit slutty to show your boobs, just to get something done. It's like getting a higher grade for showing yourself, that's slutty too isn't it? She did say constructor instead of conductor, so now we DO know how she got her grades :P #24 We don't know where she's from. In the Netherlands for example, you cannot :)

ednafoyer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:37

#25 it is a bit slutty, yes, but i mean, everyone in this thread is acting like it's some sort of egregious sin that she did what she did. what i'm saying is that everyone is being too judgmental and also blowing the whole thing way out of proportion.

RenoEnvy 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:37

He probably wasn't gay... He just took one look at you and decided in that moment he preferred men.... Eeks.

mlegredler 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:50

A) you can buy tickets on the train B) it's spelled c-o-n-d-u-c-t-o-r C) you're an idiot and only an idiot would have done something that stupid.

MoerGrapeDrank 0

Friday 10 August 2012 18:49

1st of all. Tickets are only bought on some not all. In most trains of the time are modern and do require a ticket to get on. Not to be bought on the train. It is this way so people won't get a free ride. 2nd depending on the Age of the man and his sexuality it might possible work to flAsh tit though most likely they will not let it interfere with their job unless it's a rock concert. 3rd I find you extremely arrogant for not only trying list their mistakes but to also add in invalid ones. I am only listing your for you to see how rude it is. I hope you learn from this otherwise you have let your idiocy get the best of you and I pity your friends and family for putting up with you. Good day