Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
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mds9986 24

I hope you said no.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Give him a ******** and then spit in his face

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jessmonkey 15

What a D bag. Like i know text is bad but who wants to spend that gas for nothing....

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Brandi_Faith 33

I would rather a phone call than having to make that drive.

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lovelockdown23 23

He's horrible but I cant help but feel relieved that he broke up with you before just having sex with you and kicking you to the curb.

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Silk_Routes 14

Run Op! u have a 2 hours drive...sorry for u

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CoupeDeAce 6

A set of blue balls would definitely be acceptable.

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littleking94 14

yeeaahh.... we call these type of people douche bags.

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