Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 956
You deserved it 2 709

Same thing different taste

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mds9986 24

Give him a ******** and then spit in his face

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If I were you, I'd have gone into the kitchen and grabbed some tongs and fυ¢кιиg yank on his genitals so hard he'd be crying for at least two hours straight. If i would bother to wait until he's done, id take a picture for blackmail for whatever i needed.

throw something at his dick like a shoe ! what kind of a douche bag, trys to hits a girl up for sex when hes just dumped her.

nfowle37 1

You should have given him a ******* and then kissed him and put his cum in his mouth

A punch in the face would have been the only adequate answers. If he wanted to do it face to face so bad he could have moved instead of making you do the trip

Agree give him a BJ and then bite the D, should set him straight.

Hope you said yes, got your rocks and told him to f*ck himself from now on

well on the brighter side, he broke up before asking for sex.. most guys would just get it one last time amend while you're trying to cuddle after he'd just drop the bomb.